ISSUE NUMBER 4 | WEEK 3 | WEEK 2 | WEEK 1 | LEAGUE SCHEDULE | RUMOR MILL
Allen Aggiecats
AMS Apaches
Palm Beach Hurricanes
Sherman FGEs
Frisco Flounders
Texas Soup Hounds
Austin Lance Armstrongs
Oak Cliff Bullets
North Dallas Three-Toed Sloths
Waterview...Waterbuffaloes
Return to Normalcy

Biaka pulls the Buffaloes back to the top.
LEAGUE STANDINGS
They spent most of last season at the top--and now they're back. The short-awaited return of the Waterview Etc's has turned more than heads--it's turned the turnstiles as Waterview continues to sell out at home. They played for first place this week, in NDFW's Matchup of the Week, and won, thanks to a clutch performance by Tim Biakabutkua. In the words of Coach Terrell... "Oh, yeah?!"
Waterview 3-1
Texas 3-1
AMS 3-1
Oak Cliff 2-2
Frisco 2-2
Allen 2-2
Austin 2-2
Sherman 1-3
Palm Beach 1-3
North Dallas 1-3
A Kitten in Every (Soup) Pot


Olido Mare gives the Soup Hounds another close win.

The Soup Hounds continued to make headlines by taking down the Allen Aggiecats 77 - 73. The difference in the game? Texas had Olindo Mare, kicker for the most inept offense in the AFC, the Miami Dolphins. Mare outscored his Allen counterpart, Chris Jacke, 12 - 1, giving the Hounds their 3d win of the season.

The Allen Aggiecats entered the season with grandiose hopes of continuing last year's late season surge. Now, in 6th place, they're content to be ranked above the ailing Sherman MNWAFGs. Sherman has new bulletin board material after Allen's Coach Galdiano called the FGEs "Failing Generally Expected....." Coach Nunn responded, "because Galdiano is so concerned over grocery store prices, he should conserve chickens and just put stray cats (Aggiecats if possible) in every pot" Lost? Confused? Read http://www.utdallas.edu/~ggaldia/personal.htm.

Ask Not...

More Warner's, please. The Sloth's could use more players like Kurt Warner
The North Dallas Three-Toed Sloth's didn't ask to have the worst team in the league--it was just the hand that fate dealt them. The Sloth's may have a chance this week to notch their second win--they face the unpredictable and always controversial Oak Cliff Bullets. While Coach Foutz blames the team's slow start on their aptly named moniker, he still expects them to "march triumphantly deep into the inner recesses of blatant mediocrity."
Missed It By That Much    
Close game of the week honors go to AMS and Palm Beach. Steve Carson missed his second win by one point, losing to Bob Saenz 60-59. I'd like to give this one more coverage, but I'm too tired.
 
Week 5's Matchup of The Week    
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These teams both enter week 5 at 3-1, and the winner has a shot at first place. Let's face it, it's got to be better than the Dolphins - Bills MNF game...    
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