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| Oh, the Humanity! |
 Not even Favre could help the Waterbuffaloes in week 1 |
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| Last year, the Waterview and General Richardson Area Waterbuffaloes were near the top of the league the entire season. But in the first week of this season, they suffered their biggest upset in two years--a loss to the lowly Sherman FGEs (formerly the Sherman Win-A-Phobes). The FGEs took the win by replacing last season's QB, Jeff George, with Randall Cunningham. Last week, a balanced attack (43 offensive points and a league-best 37 defensive points) helped push them past the Waterbuffaloes. |
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| Step into the Soup Line |
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The Texas Soup Hounds rang in the new season with a 106-57 drumming of the Palm Beach Hurricanes. Led by Troy Aikman's career performance, the Soup Hounds pulled in a whopping 86 offensive points, which led the National Weather Service to downgrade the Hurricanes to the Palm Beach Light and Variable Winds. Coach English, better known for his horrific PlayStation moves, made the right ones this week to get the win. The Soup Hounds will face the FGEs in week two. |
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| The Usual Suspects |
 The Lance Armstrongs bite the dust |
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Is it fair for a team, any team, to start off the season with a bye-week? That's exacty what the Aggiecats did when they hosted the terminally ill Austin Lance Armstrongs this week in Allen. Austin scored a paltry 5 points on defense, giving Allen a week one win to continue in last season's winning ways. Also carrying on their winning tradition were the Calhoun-led Oak Cliff Bullets. After doubling-up John Turnpaugh's Frisco Flounders in week one, the Bullets look ahead to week 3 against the FGEs. Oak Cliff will enjoy a bye week in week 2 when they travel to the capitol to face the Austin Lance Armstrongs--not even chemotherapy will stop them from enjoying a 2-0 record. |
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